Cornbread, Earl and Me
Right. Here is a rundown of my Friday night chronologically.
Work late.
Come to the realization that Hooters of Tacoma sets the standard for hottness.
Eat 52 wings and drink 2 pitchers of beer in one sitting.
Win my 100 dollars.
Realize that I am to women what hairspray is to spiders.
Amaze everyone when Electric Avenue plays on the stereo when I sing along and instead of the real words sing, "I'm going to rock on to K-Mart to buy some shoes...that only cost a dollar."
Puke up 47 wings and 2 pitchers of beer.
Give 100 dollars back.
Damn near make 300 by almost eating the chicken wing puke.
Feel ashamed for not eating my tasty vomit for a profit.
Drive around listening to the Blues game on XM.
Eat some ice cream.
Watch Conan the Barbarian.
Fall asleep.
Good times. Good times.
Work late.
Come to the realization that Hooters of Tacoma sets the standard for hottness.
Eat 52 wings and drink 2 pitchers of beer in one sitting.
Win my 100 dollars.
Realize that I am to women what hairspray is to spiders.
Amaze everyone when Electric Avenue plays on the stereo when I sing along and instead of the real words sing, "I'm going to rock on to K-Mart to buy some shoes...that only cost a dollar."
Puke up 47 wings and 2 pitchers of beer.
Give 100 dollars back.
Damn near make 300 by almost eating the chicken wing puke.
Feel ashamed for not eating my tasty vomit for a profit.
Drive around listening to the Blues game on XM.
Eat some ice cream.
Watch Conan the Barbarian.
Fall asleep.
Good times. Good times.
posted by Yossarian at 2:55 PM
16 Comments:
Had a better night than me. I ate nachos and watched Underworld: Evolution, with Kate Beckinsdale, whose hotness was such that her afterimage is seared into my retinas. And I almost got into a fight at the Esquire with a gang of dudes. By myself. Oh lord, would I have gotten my ass whooped...
Actually, that's a pretty good night.
Holy crap, I beat blush to the first post. I guess her Yossarian surveillance system must be down or something.
I hate when my yoss surveillance system breaks...
what a night; losing money and the Blues losing... but I guess you're used to the Blues losing.
i will never understand the male psyche.
unkind, i think i am resigning my position as yossarians number one groupie...youre next in line
I'll believe that when I see it.
ahhh fighting.
i read that shit before any posts. watching conan that is the key. thought you could reach the promised land, yossarian.
haha unkind how do you know me so well?
i hate quitting
i posted a comment last night but i guess it got fucked up.
it was the most awesomest comment ever commented.
and now i forgot it.
i'm sure it said something about you being awesome and something about wishing you would've eaten the puke and something about watching conan the barbarian being the cherry on the cake of your day
oh by the way, yoss
why did you eat 52? one to grow on then one to throw up on?
Who puts cherries on their cake?
And I do know you, blush ...in the biblical sense.
Awww yeah.
Y, tried to order you that GILF shirt, but it's on backorder. Curses.
i ate 52 because it seemed the thing to do. i puked 47 because i think i still had a few in me.
i wish someone would know me in the biblical sense, anyone at this point...ha!
i cant help it, its the truth
k, what do you know about cake?
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