Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot

Dear Yossarian,

I met a man in Houston who works in Iraq for KBR. He is not from Houston. We have gotten to know each other and I like him a lot. Well before he left to go back, we spent time together and I was surprised to find, since he is a bigger guy, that he was less-endowed than was...acceptable to me.
But it was the first time, nervousness, etc
That was in September, but I adore this guy. I talk to him everyday I've never been like this over a guy.
Anyway we are going on vacation when he gets back to the states this month, and we will inevitably have sex again, to see if he can perform better this time. To be honest, I need to get fucked.
His dick is just small, I don't know what to do, because I like him so much, but I need to get fucked.
You see the dilemma.
I guess he knows how to use it, but this is a problem for us "modern" women
So, if I can't be sexually satisfied to my standards, should I continue the relationship, based on emotion and companionship, and place sex lower on the priority list, hoping that it will somehow get better?
He plans on buying a house near where I live and finding a job there, even though he had no plans to do this before we met and this isn't his home town.

This is a serious problem for us women,

D-Dog

I have been to a World's Fair, a rodeo, three picnics and Officer Candidate School, and that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
I'm not even talking about your name.
I'm sorry, but seeing as I am Irish in all its blessings and cursings, so you will receive little sympathy from me. Pun?
Allow me to educate you. This man makes bank. Huge bank. More grip than I will ever see. Anywho, he also works for KBR. This is a giant sacrifice. His life is devoted to a service and to helping, albeit for a high price. Anyway, when someone does this for a while, or prior to doing this job, these types of people have instilled in themselves devotion and determination. It must feel extra horrible to have a man realize that there are things in this world he wants, recognize that he will never achieve these goals in his current job, be all set to have a great job soon and decide that he wants to spend all of his energy in making a relationship work with you. That must suck. Is your wallet too small for all of your fifties? Is your diamond necklace too heavy? Did your trust fund only triple this year?
See, you are a "modern woman" as you so succinctly put it. As a modern woman you have a smattering of problems you are unaware of. See, as a modern woman you tend to live under the belief that life is nothing but an episode of Sex in the City. So you have built this idea of what your perfect man ought to be. This man lives in Iraq. So you have undoubtedly had a plethora of time to construct an image in your head of this man. He failed to meet your ideal, so you find fault. He is becoming real to you and you are uncomfortable with the ghost materializing. I'm no Doctor, but I have done it to a lot of ladies. So I kind of have a PHD in tang, as it were. But the way I see it, on a subconscious level you are pointing this one thing out because as a modern woman this ought to be important, when the unacceptable (to you) truth is you are uncomfortable with having a man make this gesture for you when you feel it is unwarranted and undeserved. Whether or not this feeling springs from a corresponding sense of self worth is unknown to me. He is about to be real and that makes it impossible for you being crazy about a man you barely know. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
But either way, you have to make a decision. What is more important to you? You want to be fucked or do you want someone there to hold your hand while you die of cancer? Do you want to get fucked, probably along with half your friends? Or do you want to have a guy tell you that you clearly don't look fat and his motivation isn't to get laid, but rather that you will never change in his eyes? I don’t know, but in my experience, the two happenings rarely happen together. I know that I would much rather fuck people I could care less about, at least for a while. Once a certain amount of comfortableness happens then I just try my best to like go all out.
But this man will devote his being to you. So choose what you will. I don't know. I don't care about tit or ass size or pussy tightness or anything. I could care less. I tend to look at it this way, sooner or later, the modern man and woman will be tossed away and will be known as old men and women. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
I mean fuck. He's willing to move to Texas...are you Keira Knightly? Because she's the only thing that could make me live in Texas.