Fuck You Pay Me

Right. These are tattoos I would get were justice served and I win 300 million in the power ball:
1- The cover art to Jesus Christ Superstar on the underside of my left forearm.
2- A flaming sacred heart on the left side of my neck.
3- Whatever the Latin word for vengeance is down my right index finger.
4- A bluebird in the area between my left thumb and forefinger with his wings spread down the two digits.
5- The word, "Beer" with an arrow pointing up on the inside of my lower lip.
6- A three-inch plaid band around my right wrist.
7- A monkey inside a light bulb with two lightening bolts near the head of the monkey on my right shin.
8 &9- Those weird Egyptian stick figure guys on that area in between the shoulder and chest.
10- A rather large Celtic cross on my right side on my ribcage.
11- The words, "HIV POSITIVE," in six inch black letters across my back from shoulder to shoulder.
I think it's safe to say my shit would rule.