I Like Where Your Head's At

Right. I'll tell a bitch like this, "Bitch. You never know if I'll make breakfast if you don't spend the night." But what the bitch don't know is I have no food, therefore, I will make her no breakfast. But she can have a protein shake if she wants. I am going to hell.
I'll tell a bitch like this, "Bitch. I might be seeing double, but there's only one of me talking to the two of you and I'll fuck both you till I cum." But what the bitch doesn't know is, I'll be thinking of Keira Knightly, Missy Peregrym and the pornstar Venus.
I'll tell a bitch like this, "Bitch. The only German I speak is what I know from the song '99 Red Balloons' and I don't know that song at all." But what the bitch doesn't know is that I speak enough German to impregnate her mom and not pay for the abortion.
Enough.
I am about to go to Germany here soon. Truth be told, I don't want to go. Truth be old, I never really did. Truth be told, I have a plan on fucking half of Eastern Europe. Truth be told, I'll do just as well over there as I am here. Truth be told, I am looking forward to getting out of the Army. Truth be told, I am doing very well at my job. Truth be told, it's all I do. Truth be told, it gives me direction and purpose. Truth be told, I had these things before, I just didn't know it. Truth be told, I don't miss TV. Truth be told, I work with some amazing people. Truth be told, I admire them. Truth be told, I am better than them. Truth be told, I just recently discovered something. Truth be told, nothing tastes better than thin. Truth be told, I despise running. Truth be told, I'm only good at what I despise. Truth be told, every Field Grade Officer is trying to set me up with women. Truth be told, it's only to keep me in the Army. Truth be told, I've met some of these women. Truth be told, they ain't no fucking swan. Truth be told, they are pretty, smart, nice and decent. Truth be told, I don't want any of that. Truth be old, I want to be 30 and sitting in a shitty bar drinking with 50 year old people who look like they are 70 and to slowly die with them. Truth be told, I'm only funny because I don't know how else to be. Truth be told, I am Danger Boy. Truth be told, I am seeking life to hit me hard enough to make me stop trying.