Which one is making the deal with the devil?

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, "Free Tron." How is everyone? I'm having some family problems, nothing to keep me out of class though. It is just some old bullshit, a classic example of a date rape. Falseness. That is what is going down in Yossarian's world. But a lot of truth at the same time, with the dope rhymes that I kick. But whatever, here is what you need to do. It is a simple four-step process. 1, Look at what you're doing and knock it off. 2, Go to your local bookstore. 3, Buy that book I've been talking you about. 4, Read it, twice. There will be a test later. On the book and the four-step process. For extra-credit, check out that band, if you are so inclined for the extra-credit or rock and or roll. If you listen to the band and read the book in unison, then the ATF might come through and shut your shit down. So beware. So far I have made reference to Tribe, Snoop and Busta in that order. But you don't care.
What do you care about? That is the real question. Is it MTV, E! and all the other cotton candy your brain can handle? If it is, leave get out I don't want you here. You are what I call a waste of semen. Have fun in your black hole void of one iota of leftover fragments of anything meaningful and worthy to pass on, not only to the future, but also to next week.
That was mean; Ike is sorry Tina. Ike brought chocolates. You ever watch TV or a movie or read a book, and identify with one of the characters? Is it wrong that I always identify with some sub-plot 4th level guy who gets like four lines of dialogue? We can't all play the lead, but what if some people are perpetually trapped in a book about someone else? I'm not saying I am, I'm not saying I'm not, I'm just saying I wish my book had more dance numbers and choreographed stunts.
I'll be back later with some shit. I'm trying to work it our clearly and succinctly in my brain to put it down on screen. So word. I should get my leave date any day now. I am chomping at the bit. I want to go now. Oh and for those of those concerned, check this. You know Yossarian, he loves tests, the challenge, fuck the reward, give him the challenge. Well he will make his final choice of what he does in like week 10 of OCS. Meaning, if I feel I can handle it physically, I am going Ranger. Eat it. If not, the Intel job will suffice.