18 July 2005

My Helmet Is On


Right. Look. I am no longer fucking around. I implore you. I beg of you. If you know ANYONE in the video game industry, please tell him or her to make an RPG out of the old Kid Icarus game. And after that they can make an RPG out of the whole Iliad and Odyssey. It is imperative that this shit gets done.
Windows are tinted. Blacked out. Looks good. I have a test today and I didn't study. I will probably fail. I don't really care.
You know what I don't understand? That movie, A Rebel Without A Cause. I just don't understand the happenings taking place in the movie. Why do the events take place? I really couldn’t tell you. It makes no sense.
Christ today is going by fast. Lunch flies by. I hate it. I took a test this morning and my streak of not studying for anything and scoring better than everyone remains intact. 98%. Chumps. I am that damn good.
I wish I were motivated today, to do anything. I just want to sleep. I would like to wake up in like a million years. See what's happening then. You dig?
I took a trip last night and seen it all. I saw the ground crumble from the blood of Jesus. I saw the Argonauts do their thing. I watched as Achilles drug the Body of Hector for three days around the walls of Troy. I tried to warn Caesar. I followed where Mosses led. I watched as Henry got married. I conspired with Oswald to kill JFK. I hid when Cronos ate his children. I hung out with two men named Ajax. I liked Ajax the Lesser more. I ate the Apples of the Hesperides. I got caught shucking and jiving with an Amazon. I saw the Golden Fleece. I told Walt he should think about mice. I fucked Cleopatra pretty hard. I borrowed Shakespeare’s pen. I gave the Druids an engineering textbook so they could build Stonehenge. Rimbaud gave me the flu. I drank with Salinger. I did all that and more. All in one night.

8 Comments:

Blogger Erika said...

And after you rolled off of Cleopatra, did you find yourself in St. Louis??
;o)

18/7/05 10:51  
Blogger Nervous said...

holy shit, yo.

18/7/05 11:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened to your picture?

19/7/05 06:40  
Blogger Yossarian said...

the picture was removed on account of the fact that it was WAY to small to make out the hilarity. I will get a better camera and begin again.

I should also note I am thinking of posting pictures of my life. Specifically growing up until present. I think it would be fun to make fun of myself with visual aids.

19/7/05 10:13  
Blogger Nervous said...

I missed getting to see it.
I'll go back to picturing you as Alan Arkin circa 1970 until further notice.

19/7/05 10:46  
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