I'm Hard Again
Right. Because I am bored and cannot sleep I did this stupid thing. I am blog nutting on you twice today.01. Initials:
FU
02. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Who bloody cares? Dalai Lama
03. Last thing you ate:
Cough syrup
04. For or against same sex marriage:
Depends on how hot they are.
05. Last person you hugged:
Paul's kids
06. Do you believe in God:
Yes
07. How many U.S states have you been to:
30
08. ?
09. Ever lived outside of the US:
For fuck's sake.
10. Why are you still up?
Because I am destined to loathe every minute of my life.
11. Who made you angry today?
Damn near everyone.
12. Favorite type of Food?:
Type? Protiens? Tomato soup.
13. Favorite holiday:
Sait Patrick's Day
14. Do you download music:
Daily
15. What illegal things have you done?:
I can't talk about it.
16. Where would you want to go on a first date?:
The dog track.
17. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Not with your dick.
18. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?:
No. That would be weird.
19. Who was the last person you spoke to?:
Paul
20. Do you like Bush:
The band? No. The prez? He has his moments. The Beer? Sure.
21. Have you ever bungee jumped:
Mother fucker. I have fast ropped into a live fire range.
22. Have you ever white-water rafted:
Yes
23. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?:
Yes. We did not bone. This one guy I knew, his mom had a chocolate dildo. That's not really hitting on me, but worth mentioning every time I think of it.
24. When was the last time you went bowling?
Like last week. I still suck.
25. Have you met a real redneck:
I'm in the fucking Army.
26. How is the weather right now:
Night
27. What song are you listening to right now:
Boards of Canada
28. What is your current fav song?
I can't stop watching Shakira sing back in black
29. What was the last movie you watched?:
Clash of the Titians
30. Do you wear contacts:
Negatron (No)
31. Where was the last place you went besides your house?:
Went? Like to the bathroom? Either way it is work.
32. what are you afraid of?
Jesus
33. How many piercings and tattoos do you have?
A few tattoos
34. How many pets do you have?:
1 dog, she lives with my mom
35. Have you ever loved someone?
All over her face
36. What turns you on?
The vague possibility of having the prospect of a shot at sex
37. What do you usually order from Starbucks:
Coffee black
38. Have you ever fired a gun:
Yes, along with a rifle, carbine, sidearm, mortars, artillery, grenade launcher, anti-tank gun, .50 cal machine gun and other shit
39. Are you missing someone:
A few
40. Fave TV show?:
Sportscenter
41. Do you have an ipod?:
Yes
42. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
From time to time
43. Whats your mom's name:
Linda Faith
44. Who would you like to see right now
Unkind and Cocaine
45. Favorite band of all time?
Frank Sinatra
46. Do you use chapstick daily?
What the bloddy? No.
47. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Daily
48. Favorite flower:
The pornstar flower tucci
49. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Salt
50. What books are you reading?
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss
51. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Once
52. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes
posted by Yossarian at 12:52 PM
4 Comments:
you are hard again.
#35
Old 97's.
these are a few of my favorite things.
01. Initials:
Coke is it
02. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Ice Cube
03. Last thing you ate:
Bounty bar
04. For or against same sex marriage:
sure...
05. Last person you hugged:
the security guy. he is fuckin' cool
06. Do you believe in God:
Yes
07. How many U.S states have you been to:
dont know
08. ?
09. Ever lived outside of the US:
lived for more than a couple months no
10. Why are you still up?
it just happens. get me off again.
11. Who made you angry today?
autorickshaw drivers...some of them are fuckin' rip off bastards.
12. Favorite type of Food?:
meat
13. Favorite holiday:
Halloween
14. Do you download music:
i pay for it because i am a pussy
15. What illegal things have you done?:
nothing too bad
16. Where would you want to go on a first date?:
someplace that is not loud. i really like this dive bar walking distance from my house. picnic tables outdoor for the summer. darts. dark. a little smokey. no food except chips on the wall. live music. stand up bass. no vertical stripes. i love it, but i nearly never go.
17. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
would i date yoss?
18. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?:
yes. then we fucked on the piano.
19. Who was the last person you spoke to?:
SB
20. Do you like Bush:
of course. not dirty bush, though. unkind knows.
21. Have you ever bungee jumped:
no. i met one of the inventors though. he is a damn wanker. very impressed with himself and doesnt know how to take a compliment.
22. Have you ever white-water rafted:
Yes
23. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?:
older women are more subtle in larger groups. I too knew this one guy whose mom had a chocolate dildo. she kept it in the freezer. he is orange and i havent talked with him in a long time.
N is alright, you guys give him too much shit.
24. When was the last time you went bowling?
couple years.
25. Have you met a real redneck:
you mean cement truck driving, crushing aluminum cans with your riding lawn mower, floating cooler filled with the beast tethered to your john boat for a two day float trip redneck. no never....
26. How is the weather right now:
bright and sunny. havent seen a drop of rain in a month
27. What song are you listening to right now:
no music
28. What is your current fav song?
fucking
29. What was the last movie you watched?:
007
30. Do you wear contacts:
no
31. Where was the last place you went besides your house?:
central station
32. what are you afraid of?
wasting my life
33. How many piercings and tattoos do you have?
im clean
34. How many pets do you have?:
1 cat. she is the end all, be all of cool.
35. Have you ever loved someone?
probably, i've dated alot of people's faces
36. What turns you on?
The vague possibility of having the prospect of a shot at sex...this is the truth here. even subpar women, you want to tag just to see.
37. What do you usually order from Starbucks:
i never go to starbucks. i avoid caffiene. but when i must go to meet someone or some shit like that i end up getting some iced chai, then staying up all night
38. Have you ever fired a gun:
i fired a full auto mp5 a couple weeks ago
39. Are you missing someone:
many
40. Fave TV show?:
dont watch much tv.
Sportscenter is okay though.
41. Do you have an ipod?:
No
42. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
someone said i looked like jc chavez. i couldnt tell if that was an insult or not.
43. Whats your mom's name:
Lana Marie
44. Who would you like to see right now?
my family cause i missed thanksgiving. and my friends, yoss/unkind/chuck/karim
45. Favorite band of all time?
Volare!
46. Do you use chapstick daily?
wow.
47. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
not frequently
48. Favorite flower:
tulips...on my dick
49. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
nachos
50. What books are you reading?
online journals
51. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
yes
52. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
no
I'm not doing this.
cocaine for president
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