29 September 2005

Death of Rexor

Right. Sometimes I feel as if though I am an inconsequential character in a book about someone else. Like my life is an unnecessary preamble leading to an event, which causes the main character a minor inconveince in some unimportant subplot of his life. But I feel this no more, at least not today. The reasons are plenty. Actually there are only two.
As you may well know, I have hinted that the Army is one soul-crushing defeat after another. Every time you think something good will happen the Army has a tendency to fuck you out of it. This was the case of my duty assignment. I did not want to go to the unit I was assigned. I now am going to a different unit. I am now headed to a high-speed brigade, one of the first of its kind. We will get together at Fort Lewis and officially stand up in Germany. Yes. Germany. I do not have the words to tell you how happy this makes me. A nice side note about the Army, my chances of being able to attend SERE school are finally good. Hopefully I can attend this three-week torture session. I really want to do this shit.
Secondly, I have a really good feeling about this weekend. Things might happen.
I usually tend to shy away from matters of public interest. This is because usually because arguing isn't going to change your mind. However, I have an issue I will not let rest and I must get you on my side. Congress needs to stay the fuck out of baseball. See, here is how I look at it. It is already illegal to use steroids. Cool. I can get on board with that. People in MLB use steroids. I have accepted this. I think its shitty and I think all records should not be broken until baseball cleans this up. However, for congress to make baseball police a law is insane. If I owned a paper during prohibition and congress came up to me and said, "It's evident that some of your writers drink. We need you to punish them." My response would be, "Fuck off. Fuck right the fuck off. It is not my job to ensure people do not break laws. Nor is it my job to punish those who do break laws. You deal with it. You have the police and the FBI to investigate. I will not be doing that." See, I feel it is wrong to make an organization with a collective bargaining agreement, a union and employees punish law breakers. Even if there is no union it is wrong. Let the cops look into individuals and build a case. I don't want to be worried about my boss punishing me for some shit that he caught me doing. Am I the only one who honestly fears where this could lead?
She has expensive hair. A thousand different shades all highlighted and blended perfectly. Her eyes change colors depending upon what she is wearing. Mine used to do that. Then I lost my soul.

7 Comments:

Blogger Blush said...

germany, wow. congratulations.

29/9/05 19:41  
Blogger unkind said...

I expect to see you in a scheisse-porn, on the double.

29/9/05 20:07  
Blogger xTx said...

but if you go to germany...you'll still blog? right?

30/9/05 06:50  
Blogger SayUnderpants said...

If you go to Germany does that mean you won't have to go to Iraq?

30/9/05 10:57  
Blogger Erika said...

how long do you go to germany for?

30/9/05 11:55  
Blogger Yossarian said...

Wow.
Thank you.
I have plans already to be in one.
I will continue to blog at Germany
No. Don't be retarded.
The remainder of my contract. So at least until 2008.

30/9/05 15:16  
Blogger Nervous said...

Wow, that's crazy, Yossarian. But we're happy if you're happy! You gonna start studying by listening to some Rammstein?

1/10/05 11:49  

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