How You Like The Meat Flavor

Right. My man sent me some dope pictures of his vacation. read his shit or pay the piper. He ain't giving out change these days either so carry small bills.
Here is where I am at in my life. I hate Texas. Always have. No offense. Texas just sucks and it's a stolen territory. However, as of late I find myself enjoying a few things about the lone star state. I like the Houston Texans, even though they suck. I like Texas A&M and Texas University football. I believe the two biggest reasons for me hating Texas is because of the fact that I hate the Dallas Cowboys, everyone I've met face to face from Texas and that TV show Dallas. Sadly it seems that as of late I respect Jerry Jones as a man and a NFL team owner. I also really dig these new uniforms the Cowboys are wearing. Recently I have met someone from Texas whom isn't all that bad.
Of all the things that happen in the world in spite of me, I think it is possible things may happen in spite of you. If you say, "In spite of you," fast enough, it sounds like, "In spider view." Hey look! Here comes that Jesus guy we knew in spider view. Did you see what I did there? It wasn't very subtle. I'm just saying. What if.
I hope the bitches are hot in Seattle.
Here is where I am at in life. I think I'd be more apt to donate money to the relief fund for the hurricane if the hurricane were named, "Hurricane Katana." That is a way cooler name. I just feel bad donating money to people whom were warned to leave and choose not to. I mean I’ve already given a lot of cash money. But if Hurricane Katana did the damage, I could see the brutalness of the disaster then. But as it stands, Katrina's husband should have kept that bitch in the kitchen.
Too early to joke? I suppose we will find out.
Christmas is damn near here so I started my Holliday shopping today. I love Christmas. I mean it's almost like it is Jesus' birthday. Or at least when I celebrate it. That's right. I. As in Me. Not you. Well you because of me. I am the catalyst for the day. But not the eve. I mentioned Jesus twice this post despite intending to mention his zero times. Weird.