Bill Bixby
Right. What happened? I honestly couldn't tell you. Where did we go wrong? I used to be able to watch a normal porn movie and enjoy it for what it was. Now...nothing. I can't seem to enjoy porn unless there is something inherently evil and wrong about it. Is someone in pain? I can watch it. Does someone have both sex organs? Good. Is there a female ejaculating a dangerous amount of fluid, having to receive an IV for dehydration midway through the scene? Sweet. Is the unnecessary amount of mascara running down some girls face due to sweat and tears? Outstanding. You got a 70-pound crank victim and an 18-inch cock and you got my attention. Bondage. Bukkake. Violence. Blood. Feces. I have some serious ass porn watching issues. I cannot do this anymore. Crazy things involving crazy people are happening and I just don't think I want to do this anymore. I have been asked to leave every thing I've ever been part of. Who knew I would be asked to leave this shit?
posted by Yossarian at 8:31 PM
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Just got a new squirter porn via the Pornflix service... very nice.
Thank god my real life sex tastes are still pretty whitebread, despite my deviant choices in porn. Otherwise I'd be totally hunting down some sex-crazed, ejaculatory, pregnant dwarf chick who likes to piss in cups.
i can't handle the chicks who ejaculate. I fast forward. Ick. gross.
but i know what you mean about searching out more extreme porn. I haven't watched any shit or piss videos yet, but at the rate I'm going, they are probably right around the corner.
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