I Am Of The Line Of Kain

Right. Reasons why my 24-hour shift I had to work Saturday till Sunday sucked ass are many. It sucked because I was working with a female sergeant. It sucked because she wasn't attractive. It sucked because my balls itched for around 23 hours 45 minutes and I couldn't scratch on account of the female sergeant. It sucked because I couldn't sleep. It sucked because my long weekend is void on account of stupid assed brigade staff duty. It sucked because I finished my book with 10 hours left. It sucked because this one real cute private was cleaning the building and clearly wanted to fuck but officers aren't allowed to hit skins with enlisted. It sucked because the sergeant watched the worst crap on TV and would talk to the TV. It sucked because by the end of my shift I wanted to bone the unattractive sergeant. It sucked because instead of watching the Cardinal game I was subjected to Sex in the City for the first time in my life. It sucked because now I have to sleep and I can't watch football all Sunday.
I am the subject of an upcoming interview for the paper here. I have never been interviewed before. I hope I don't dick this up.