Graduation Day

Right. Shit I have found I can do for hours instead of packing which is what I need to be doing on account of how I leave here tomorrow to go home for a little bit and then to Washington State and then to Afghanistan but instead of packing I am doing this shit because I am the greatest how great so great I have no need for stupid shit ike punctuation or apparently "L's"
Scratch
Pretend to pack but really look for old cans of Copenhagen with some leaf still in
Wish I had a friend named Tom whom liked to go to the laundry mat with me
Shower 13 times
Watch Good Fellas
Reread 1984
Dream about French Canadian porn stars working for vivid
Devise a needlessly complicated plot to kill Ryan Phillippe in order to gain control over his starbucks frequent buyer card
Contemplate if I shoud be the guy who wears his dog-tags normal or down my back
Try to clean my keyboard so L is easier to type
Decide they should make a videogame about an escape from a stabbin, crack smokin girlfriend
Write a post involving my thoughts on this random girl I saw today but delete it because of the leaf I turned and won't think such thoughts anymore
Wish I was boning an attractive old woman right now
Attempt to confuse my nic-fit by placing a tea bag where I usually place my dip
Read old issues of Hustler
Download videos involving a woman a horse a midget an enema and a snorkel
500 pushups
Eat a wendy's old fashioned hamburger
Leave the hot water running to turn my bathroom into a sauna
Kill spiders in the grass outside
Measure how many beer cans it is from one side of my room to the other
Decide cingular must explode
Realize the path to true happiness is to bone every single one of those U.S. gold medal winning soccer playing women
Ponder how many chicken wings I could eat in a single sitting
Contemplate if I should call the stabbin crack smokin old tumor
Wish I had a job with the mafia
Notice my rating on hot or not declines by the hour