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Right. Thank you Alexander. Because of you there are no more worlds to conquer and I weep. Thank you Bill. Because of you everything is cliché. Thank you Chevy. Because of you nothing else is funny. Thank you Lanny. Because of you I will always feel inferior. Thank you Anheuser. You make it all better.I have no idea what you are talking about.
I should write different shit. I shouldn't write shit that makes me look gay, only not gay, because it's about women. I suppose I just put myself in the position of the nice guy or the good friend. No one really enjoys reading about stupid shit I think when I see random women. Or think of real women. Or remember women whom may or may not have been real.
Let's get down to what you really came here for: racial slurs. Today's ethnicity I will blast will be the Greeks. Why is it I always have to hear how everything came from the Greeks? Am I the only one tired of this? Yes you invented this and that. YAY! You also invented eating disorders and grown men fucking little boys. Celebrate that shit you olive eating shitheads.
Let me dispel some myths about the good friend.
The hot girl never dumps her rich jock boyfriend because she is looking for something more. She is content with the car and the cock and not having to do shit. She isn't going to hit skins with the nice guy because her boyfriend cheated on her. She will continue making excuses for him and contracting VD. She will be Jenny and treat you like Forrest; only you don't own the biggest shrimping business in the land. She isn't impressed by the secret love the nice guy has kept hidden for many years. She doesn't feel the same.
posted by Yossarian at 12:48 PM
10 Comments:
Too true. The only solution: stop being nice. Niceness is like lettuce: people say it's good for you, but it's just cellulose and water. Nothing nourishing or substantial.
And you can take that shit to the bank.
And perhaps I can make girls happen this weekend, if you wish. I might also be able to make Cocaine happen, since he and I talked the other day and he's trying to homeward wend at some point soon. Once again, he has car trouble. Shocker.
I can only do like five of those pullup things you were talking about.
i too have no idea what you are talking about
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Orson Welles
and some smoking tall women, check it
cocaine strikes and no one hits homeruns
has anyone cicked on the word Lanny?
nobody has clicked on the word Lanny cuz you do the secret hyperlink dealies.
and you should continue to gay it up.
gayer the better.
cocaine will hook you up despite his car troubles.
when you meet the bitches, show them your tattoo and spit a lot and ignore them. they'll cock flock. you'll score. wipe up with a sweat sock and leave it on her floor. it will be fine.
k...the pull ups just come with practice. i doubt i could do 5 now if doing 5 meant they would cast me as superman. which would be cool
cocaine...buy a new car. or at least drive your current one into the lou.
X...i love your shit more than anything on the internet. with the exception of MIF porn. That is shit hot.
blush...i am taking about Basil Poledouris
Y
i love your shit more than anything on the internet not including meatholes or midnightprowl. sorry. you just can't compete with degredation sex.
thought you didnt know what you were talking about...vivid...nice.
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