I Get Nothing When I Google Her Name

Right. Why is it that the only people who seem to work inside a porn store are all corpulent mustached women? Why is it I can never find the porn stars I am looking for? Why is it I am rated as a 3.7 on Hot or Not?
There are things science will never know. Things it cannot understand because it requires faith. This doesn't make these things any less real and it doesn't mean science is wrong. Both require faith, just to a different degree. I was shown this.
What was I shown? What if I were to tell you that nothing is new? What if I were to tell you every human event has already happened, to varying degrees, a million times before? What if I told you that the entire span of human and pre-human history repeats itself as a necessary preamble to one moment in your life when you do one specific thing? What if I informed you that that thing you do changes each time and thusly changes the collective unconscious of everyone ever born? Therefore, when history starts again, everything is a little askew. What if I informed you that the first thing you did was build a rocket ship. You were scoffed at, because at the time there was no moon. To ensure you had purpose, I killed myself and used every ounce of my spirit to forge the moon.
I was shown how you wrote poetry for the first time a few million years ago and you will never receive the credit. I was shown how you invented the Renaissance, Classical Period and all revolutions of any kind. I saw how you make the rains come with your moods and how you control the tides. I was shown how the sole reason for the sun rising everyday is so everyone can gaze upon you. I was shown how the sun is useless in generating heat and life as you radiate the necessary life-giving rays from your soul.
I was shown all of this two days ago. I was shown this when I looked into your rearview mirror from my car and your eyes looked into mine when you looked up into your mirror and into my yearning eyes.