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Dear Yossarian,

I was talking with my prospective boyfriend the other day about public displays of affection, which I am strictly opposed to. He disagrees with me on this issue, to the extent that "he couldn't be with someone that wasn't into pda." I am a pretty willful person, and I don't know if I can bend on this issue. But I really like this guy. So I guess I am asking, to what end do I follow my infatuation? Is there a limit to what you will give up or what you will compromise on to keep someone in your life?? And in a romantic situation?? How can you give of yourself and be sure you're not giving too much?

Prudence

Dear Prudence,

You don't like the name? Then don't sign anonymous. What kind of public displays of affection is he talking? I only ask because I am all over the place on this one. On one hand, I will make every attempt to make it seem as if I don't know you. On the other hand, I will do everything in my power to throw it in your ass in a taxi or a back alley behind some rundown gin tank.
This shit fucks me up. I mean read this. He is a prospective boyfriend. He can't be with someone opposed to pda. You are opposed to pda. In the industry, we call that a done deal. It's over. But to placate your need for power, yes you are right and you should dump him. I mean seriously, are you that afraid of rejection?
Regardless, we have other questions here. You need to understand that life is a compromise. For instance, let's say we were together. Let's say you wanted a new car. Now I don't want to buy you a new car. But I might say, "Fine. You get a new car and I get to pull the ass to mouth cum shot on your ass." Next thing you know, you're driving around in leather seats and I am laughing at the situation with my friends.
I can see you don't believe me. What is your job? What did you want to be when you were a child? Compromise.
This shit kills me. Every girl I've known since Junior High as always said some shit like, "I don't even know who I am anymore." Shut the fuck up. You are not a toaster. You are not defined by some all-encompassing term for the rest of your life. You change everyday. Get used to it. Don't blame the guy because you used to hate baseball but now you like it because he watches it so much. You're still the same whore, only now you like baseball.
Also, if you do end up liking baseball, don’t blame him for it as if liking baseball is a flaw in your moral fiber. Don't. Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. I don't play with any victim bullshit. You chose something, deal with repercussions.
How much is too much to give? I reckon only you can answer that question. How much do you want it? Were you comfortable with yourself and secure before him? I would doubt it considering you are trying to break up with him before he breaks up with over what, holding hands? Or are we talking slobbering on each other in Starbucks. Either way, he can probably compromise his stance on this. Maybe you can come to an agreement. I suggest the following compromise: You shut up and grow a sack with some hair on it. He acts like a man and ignores you.