Dumb Sum Bitches
This is my first day with a PC. I hate it. More to follow as soon as I figure out Windows. Bitches.
posted by Yossarian at 8:16 PM
16 May 2006
AIM = Onlydeathblows
About Me
- Name: Yossarian
My mother gave birth to me, the bright-eyed Yossarian, the awful, the strife-stirring, the host-leader, the unwearying one who delights in tumults and wars and battles.
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9 Comments:
PC vs. MAC...the endless battle.
Maybe now you can fulfill the promise you made to me that you never fulfilled
if pc stands for hot eighteen year olds, then you best take it back. what happened to your silver mac o' porn
pc's are like macs but backwards.
turn your head around.
i got yer tech support right here
i've got yossarian's limp tech support right here. in my ass vagina. blush, you still want to turn his head around
not because of that
Whatever. She still has Y's ass on speed-dial, to give him the daily update on how they're soul mates and she'll move wherever he is.
C and me had a red-letter night last night... if by "red-letter", I mean a night where I totally wasn't able to marshal my forces.
Not only did I totally blank on what to do when some drunk clown was giving me trouble, but I also managed to fail to control a flirty situation with a pretty banal girl. What an off night.
and by fail to control a flirty situation, unkind actually means he got her number and isnt going to expend any effort to call her. i thought she was a good combination of cute and sexy. i would be all over that like pujols in a slow pitch batting cage. fuggetaboutit!
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