That's What's In The Daily News
Right. It's better than even money that my new goal in life is to marry the pictured woman. She is pretty cool. You can make odds for days that she will tire of me in a hot minute.I have decided to devote my life to learning all the secrets and technologies of all Alien races. Not the immigrant fuckers, but the cats from outer space, not inner space, more deep space. Not 9. I am terrified of Aliens. They freak me out. Thus, I spend an abundance of my free time trying to find real Alien footage on the internet to scare myself into not sleeping. Apparently I hate myself.
And you thought peanuts were tasty?I need Alien information here people. Give it to me. It's a probable 12 to 7 that you will not give me any Alien information. But I want to know. Why? Because once I have Alien technology I can rule with an iron fist. With one ring you might say. Why would I want to? Bithces of course.
Bitches dig dudes with power.
My legs are smoked. We sprinted for about 2 miles today and did a bunch of iron mikes and my legs are done.
Kick ass music I have recently stolen off the internet: AC/DC, Def Leppard, John Denver, Barry Manilow, Black Sabbath, Desmond Dekker, Jimmy Buffet, Rod Stewart, SiSe, 10,000 Maniacs, Boards of Canada, Kool Keith, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Johnny Cash.
Kick ass music I haven't stolen from the internet: none.
I can't wait to open my own bar with unkind. All Rod Stewart all the time.
We ought to name it the sink. Because that is kind of homoerotic with our initials and all. But the bitches won't think it's a gay bar when they come running once they hear that raspy voice singing about kicking them out of bed in the morning.
Another good thing our bar will have is all secretes and technologies from all Alien races. Can you imagine? Listening to Maggie Mae while using advanced technology to look up porn on the internet before you even knew you wanted to look up porn? Beautiful.
I miss a couple of people. So right now I would like to say, Ngante, Adiameo, and Top I miss you all and will see you soon.
I wish I had somebody to help me with all of the secret Alien secrets and technologies.
Skin. Bones. Silicone. Beautiful.
posted by Yossarian at 10:59 AM
17 Comments:
oh and i downloaded music from a band called hockey night, they are neat
I am watching The Exorcist. I'm saying Alien technology might be cool, but we need to dabble in the dark arts.
your mother sucks cocks in hell,
k
what the snakes on a plane is an iron mike?
i was into aliens before being into aliens was cool.
alien tech.
navigation systems.
Iron mike = really super gay army stuff, involving lots of well-lubricated torsos, balls, etc.
an iron mike is after raping a girl or guy (note well lubricated torsos, ballz, etc) then you bite the ear lobe off
why does organic food have to be so weak. with smiley faces and donations to this and that.
I want to create a granola cereal that is like this good ass cinnamon raisin granola, but has a pair. meaning the ownership and advertising is real.
business model
me, yoss, k
My friend _ _ _ _' s (yoss's real name) Cereal
At My Friend _ _ _ _'s Cereal we use certified organic whole grain oats without the use of pesticides or preservatives. We are just trying find women.
or maybe...after we pay our loans, we'll donate some shit.
end of commercial
fucking beautiful
organic food with some balls that any man would be proud to eat
everyone knows that single men eat cereal all the time
ive thought out alot of other scenarios. dont worry all the bases are covered. if anyone makes fun of us, then we make fun of them except better.
"organic food with some balls that any man would be proud to eat"
that's a great motto right there yo.
that does have some balls. i don't know if it would....let's say penetrate... into the heterosexual market. ask yoss, he knows this stuff
when i eat crunch berry cereal, i'm just eating a whole bunch of balls.....damn it....
xtx, sounds like you want in on the business
I could tell you some of the secrets but then I would have to kill you
Sure.
Anyway, I say we use the money we make with kennels and storage space to finance this brilliant business model.
you know kennels fuckin' work.
This 3oz bar is made with all-natural, shade-grown, ethically traded rich extreme dark chocolate. It contains 88% cocoa content and artwork from Judi Rideout of the black panther printed on recycled paper using 6.2% soy inks. The chocolate is ethically traded guaranteeing the workers fair wages and humane working conditions. This product also certified Kosher by Union Orthodox Dairy. On the inside of the label you can learn about the plight of the panther as well as additional information on ESC's core value reverence for life, conservation tips and coupons for ESC's other products
count me in.
i can be the female yin to your male wang, i mean, yang.
Besides Guyk these all come from zombies.
lol zombies.
maggie may is a great song.
yoss, i am lost. write
yoss, i am boss, psych
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