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Right. Chad McGreevy says not to post any more pictures of my future wife JESSICA BIEL. Chad McGreevy says it seems a little to show offy for my style. Chad McGreevy says to go back to the art. Chad McGreevy drinks a lot more than I do.
Yossarian says fuck the Germans. Lazy assed people here. Yossarian also says that when one doesn't have a television for a year and when one gets a television, one realizes one misses out on a lot, like Snakes on a Plane commercials.
You might not know this, but there is a United Kingdom version of Pimp My Ride. You might not know this, but it is fucking funny. I remember when I left home my daddy gave me some advice, "Son," he said, "There is nothing funnier than a white-guy-Brit acting like he is a black-guy-gangsta on a dumb show about putting dumb paint on even dumber cars." My daddy is like Yodda.
17 months.
The old super freak I wrote about is officially out of my life. Officially. It wasn't so much the sex, which was ample, but the odor flowing from her junk, which was gross. I felt like a tree that had been pissed on by a large dog who ate asparagus and has a bladder infection. In about 30 showers she won't have this territory marked.
I haven't seen a UFO in my life.
One of my troops came to me today with money problems. It seems that he was given a credit card with a five thousand dollar limit and a small 24% interest rate. Along with a 10% late fee charge and an annual fee of 250 dollars. Money problems. I think he has mental problems. I don't have a credit card so I ask the closest person in proximity to me at the time, "Hey 24% interest, that's high right?" My luck the closest guy was this ass hat private who said, "it's high, but not unusual." The fucking Sears Tower isn't unusual but it's high. Sheesh.