Secret Goldfish

Right. So my man Tron hasn't been busting his blog for quite some time. Then today I check it and BAM, three new posts. Pretty funny stuff. So check it out. I'd link it in here but I don't know how to do that. So just go over to the left and click Tron Shit.
So for real, I cannot fix the way my shit looks. If you can help, hit me up. My blog looks great on my computer. I also found that my stock price sucks. I do that for you. Low bargain basement prices over here. Last dead mouse.
Anyone listen to the Pietasters anymore? I doubt it. I used to really get down with them, but not much anymore.
So what I noticed is. I noticed I can no longer masturbate. It's not that I don't enjoy it. It's just that, well, I have no material. All the porno girls are younger than me. How can I bust a nut at the image of a girl born in the 80's? I can't. I grew up roughing up the suspect to girls much older than I. Now those girls are dead or in some basement smoking meth out of an apple. Or whatever you smoke meth out of, if you were inclined to smoke meth. So maybe I should be a monk. I mean, I don't get laid and now I can't even shake hands with the unemployed.