Scale Down All You Want...I'm Still Going
Right. Fantastic post yesterday. I just know Carl will be fine. So between the 66 and 87 people a day whom visit this site and never leave comments...well fuck, now is your chance to have me help you. Thursday is. So email me, or AIM me and we can make this work.
Dear you two bitches and the third in the green, (Oh if either of you two brown haired women had light eyes)
I know that you aren't the tender age of 45 that I like so much. But I can look past this. I'm flexible. I'd like to fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'd like to date you...all over your faces. I'd like to love you down your respective throats. I'd like a hand job from your mouthandtitsandpussandass. I'd like to give it to you the way your daddy used to. I'd like to get up in your ass like a gerbil.
But now I'm into different porn.
I'd like to have you puke on me while you finger yourself. I wouldn't complain if you took the ass to mouth cum shot. I want to watch you shove assault rifles up your swollen twats. I'd like to give you pink eye from a batch I must run in your eye. I want you all to piss on one another. I want to watch you blow a horse and try your best to swallow the load and then what is left of the load, I want you to snort like the coke-head that you are. I want you to bring your mothers into the picture, I’m sorry I can’t help it. I'm okay with fucking you while you choke yourself with a spike studded belt and then watching you cut yourself with a razor where I jizz, unless it's the above mentioned pink eye scenario.
With respect,
Yossarian the Laudable
I might need to find a self-help blog for myself to visit.
Stick around, cocaine will use my comments section as a blog later.
K-Luv, call me. I need help bro. And not help with my porno watching tastes. For some reason I can't stop thinking of the one whose name we shall not mention. You know, the one with the hot sister. I need sense talked into me, or beaten but since you are not an older woman, so just verbalize normality to me and say words I don't like to admit I know one more time.
I think it's a safe bet I lost all those readers who came here to read the sensitive guy shit I will get back to writing next week.
Don't forget the trail mix...bitch.
These rims will be on my car in 3 weeks...three...tres..trip...some other way of saying three I don't know.
Dear you two bitches and the third in the green, (Oh if either of you two brown haired women had light eyes)I know that you aren't the tender age of 45 that I like so much. But I can look past this. I'm flexible. I'd like to fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'd like to date you...all over your faces. I'd like to love you down your respective throats. I'd like a hand job from your mouthandtitsandpussandass. I'd like to give it to you the way your daddy used to. I'd like to get up in your ass like a gerbil.
But now I'm into different porn.
I'd like to have you puke on me while you finger yourself. I wouldn't complain if you took the ass to mouth cum shot. I want to watch you shove assault rifles up your swollen twats. I'd like to give you pink eye from a batch I must run in your eye. I want you all to piss on one another. I want to watch you blow a horse and try your best to swallow the load and then what is left of the load, I want you to snort like the coke-head that you are. I want you to bring your mothers into the picture, I’m sorry I can’t help it. I'm okay with fucking you while you choke yourself with a spike studded belt and then watching you cut yourself with a razor where I jizz, unless it's the above mentioned pink eye scenario.
With respect,
Yossarian the Laudable
I might need to find a self-help blog for myself to visit.
Stick around, cocaine will use my comments section as a blog later.
K-Luv, call me. I need help bro. And not help with my porno watching tastes. For some reason I can't stop thinking of the one whose name we shall not mention. You know, the one with the hot sister. I need sense talked into me, or beaten but since you are not an older woman, so just verbalize normality to me and say words I don't like to admit I know one more time.
I think it's a safe bet I lost all those readers who came here to read the sensitive guy shit I will get back to writing next week.
Don't forget the trail mix...bitch.
These rims will be on my car in 3 weeks...three...tres..trip...some other way of saying three I don't know.
posted by Yossarian at 11:32 PM
9 Comments:
kenny will inform you of a multitude of reasons why not to call. my blog doesnt come when summoned. now push. i am supposed to meet up with a couple friends and my ex girlfriend will be there.
n'v'r a good idea
she's been using brand Xssssss
but dont listen to kluv when it comes to rims
i think that may well qualify as 'objectionable content'
"sensitive guy shit" is nice. but the raunch is nice too.
Rims are awesome! I love rims! Get all the rims you can! Rims, rims, rims!
Proceed to do the opposite of that advice.
Bitches.
i just don't get the rims thing. maybe it has something to do with my vagina.
My vagina definitely prevents me from liking rims.
the blonde girl is kinda scary looking
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