I Dee

Right. When I piss, it smells like popcorn. Anyone want to tell me what that is all about? Unkind is my new myspace friend. Cocaine needs to get on board with this bullshit. It wastes my time. I like wasted time.
Work is preventing me from doing crossword puzzles, word jumbles, reading the paper and Sudoku. Fuck work. I have the worst sty one my right eye you've ever seen. It is giant and bothersome and it is all around gross.
I want to hire someone to take pictures of my life. I want him to develop those pictures in black and white and I want them to make some meaning of all this.