Ignore Alien Order
Right. This is my nephew. He is pretty cool. I can say this having never met him because on a genetic level he shares a chromosome or two with me, which is bragable. My brother named him Greyson. I still find the name stupid so I will call him "boy." That is I will call him that when I see him, which is in a year and a half or so. It is all still up in the air. I mean. I might just say fuck it and take the challenge of Special Forces. That would make me tougher than a coffin nail. But I already am that tough so I might just come home and get a job. Who can tell the future? Not me that's who. Except for this there link.
That is some creepy shit right there. I mean. Who knew I had the gift? Not me that's who. Except I did because I knew. I knew before you because when I knew I hadn't yet had the gift making me at that point have the gift albeit unbeknownst to you.
Speaking of knowing the future before I knew that I could know the future, the past has come back in ways I hadn't thought of since it happened because I was too fixated on knowing the future.
What all that means is, is that two old friend type people have contacted me as of late though a thing called "my space." I predict that this is a thing that will annoy me for years to come.
Anyway, my space is an annoyance I didn't see coming. But it is funny how many girls I've found there who used to date my peeps. I would have found women I've dated, but it is called my space not, "crank victim space." A subtle difference. Anyway, unkind really fucked up with one. I have always said it, ever since I was like 4 and shit, I would say, "If ever one should fine oneself in a boning relationship with a girl who looks like that Elizabeth Shue, never stop boning said woman." I could see the future even as a boy.
In summation, my space sucks and I am tired of looking at women dating douche bags in real life so I will watch porn in the stead of my space.
To celebrate the World Series, I drank a lot of beer last night. To punish myself for a night of drinking and debauchery, I ran 6 miles this morning. I ran the first 3 in just under 18 minutes and the second three in just over 21 minutes. I rule.
It's all about mind control.
But then again in all of my future telling I never take time to look at the past or where I am currently. So since the people from my space were from high school, the ten year reunion was last week, and I spent a lot of time looking from people and playing the whole 6 degrees of separation game, I thought I would take a minute and opine about my life since high school. In a nut shell, I would give anything to erase the past 10 years of my life. It's been enjoyable and all but I just haven't done anything worthwhile. I haven't really done anything, aside from telling the future of course. I didn't really like high school.
I didn't date much in high school and I don't really date much in life. This is a problem I call, "women are retards and desire to be beaten and date douche bags." I know it's a crazy theory, but I find it holds water.
If you were as tall as a 5 foot 3 inch tree I would take you to bora bora for a night filled with dice games and shoving ice down your shirt. If I had a fist full of dollars I could tell you which dog to bet on when it starts raining.
posted by Yossarian at 4:26 AM
4 Comments:
You didnt say which cup! they were cupping ballz this past year.
i was blessed with a nephew myself whilst i was overseas. He wanted to get here so badly he decided to give his mom high blood pressure so they'd cut her gut open and snatch him out straight away.
he too has a gay name. it is Chase. I might call him Boy as well. It worked for Tarzan.
MySpace sucks. I made a page and basically filled nothing out. It was just so I could write a message to this girl I used to date in Chicago.
I got asked out by a ridiculously fine woman the other night. My seasonal game has returned with the decline in temperatures.
So, my Monday schedule is as follows:
1 pm -- interview for dream job
That evening -- date with dream girl
I'm certain that NONE of that will fuck up, and all will go to plan. Yes.
Play "Bully". It's a fucking brilliant game. I'm going to send it to you when I re-send your package that never made it to you because you gave me a fake address last time.
on yahoo news
RICHMOND, Va. - From the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan to here at home, soldiers blogging about military life are under the watchful eye of some of their own.
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A Virginia-based operation, the Army Web Risk Assessment Cell, monitors official and unofficial blogs and other Web sites for anything that may compromise security. The team scans for official documents, personal contact information and pictures of weapons or entrances to camps.
In some cases, that information can be detrimental, said Lt. Col. Stephen Warnock, team leader and battalion commander of a Manassas-based Virginia National Guard unit working on the operation.
In one incident, a blogger was describing his duties as a guard, providing pictures of his post and discussing how to exploit its vulnerabilities. Other soldiers posted photos of an Army weapons system that was damaged by enemy attack, and another showed personal information that could have endangered his family.
"We are a nation at war," Warnock said by e-mail. "The less the enemy knows, the better it is for our soldiers."
In the early years of operations in the Middle East, no official oversight governed Web sites that sprung up to keep the families of those deployed informed about their daily lives.
The oversight mission, made up of active-duty soldiers and contractors, as well as Guard and Reserve members from Maryland, Texas and Washington state, began in 2002 and was expanded in August 2005 to include sites in the public domain, including blogs.
The Army will not disclose the methods or tools being used to find and monitor the sites. Nor will it reveal the size of the operation or the contractors involved. The Defense Department has a similar program, the Joint Web Risk Assessment Cell, but the Army program is apparently the only operation that monitors nonmilitary sites.
Now soldiers wishing to blog while deployed are required to register their sites with their commanding officers, who monitor the sites quarterly, according to a four-page document of guidelines published in April 2005 by Multi-National Corps-Iraq.
Spc. Jean-Paul Borda, who has indexed thousands of military blogs for a site called Milblogging.com, said in an e-mail interview that the military still is adapting to changing technology.
"This is a new media — Blogging. Podcasting. Online videos," wrote Borda, 32, of Dallas, who kept a blog while he was deployed in Afghanistan with the Virginia National Guard. "The military is doing what it feels necessary to ensure the safety of the troops."
Warnock said the Web risk assessment team has reviewed hundreds of thousands of sites every month, sometimes e-mailing or calling soldiers asking them to take material down. If the blogger doesn't comply with the request, the team can work with the soldier's commanders to fix the problem — that is, if the blogger doesn't post anonymously.
"We are not a law enforcement or intelligence agency. Nor are we political correctness enforcers," Warnock said. "We are simply trying to identify harmful Internet content and make the authors aware of the possible misuse of the information by groups who may want to damage United States interests."
Some bloggers say the guidelines are too ambiguous — a sentiment that has led others to pre-emptively shut down or alter their blogs.
"It's impossible to determine when something crosses the line from not a violation to a violation. It's like trying to define what pornography is or bad taste in music," said Spc. Jason Hartley, 32, who says he was demoted from sergeant and fined for reposting a blog he created while deployed to Iraq with the New York Army National Guard.
According to Hartley, the Army had forced him to stop the blog even before the oversight operation existed, citing pictures he had posted of Iraqi detainees and discussions of how he loaded a weapon and the route his unit took to get to Iraq.
Warnock contended that soldiers should not be discouraged from blogging altogether.
Military bloggers "are simply expressing themselves in a wide open forum and want to share their life-changing experiences with the rest of the world," Warnock said. "Giving soldiers an outlet for free expression is good. American soldiers are not shy about giving their opinions and nothing the Web Risk Cell does dampens that trait."
Matthew Currier Burden, 39, a former intelligence officer who wrote "The Blog of War," a collection of entries from bloggers who served in the war, said soldiers' Web sites can go a long way toward portraying positive aspects of the war and other "stories that need to get told."
But he said it's legitimate to fear that some information could be used the wrong way.
"The enemy knows the value of the blogs," Burden said. "The biggest thing that we fear is battle damage assessment from the enemy. We want to deny them that."
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